Something for the Weakened

Alastair’s Christmas Message

Saturday, December 24th, 2005 by

I and I welcome you all, my friends, subjects and common members for your wealth. I never watch the Queen’s speech, so don’t actually have any more weak puns on phrases she tends to use (and I’m not stooping to ‘anus horriblus’ gags – it’s Christmas for Christ’s sake). It also seems to early to do any kind of review of the year. I would wish you happy holidays of some description, but realise that no one’s likely to read this until after the twenty fifth. As such, I’ll just say that I hope you all had a wonderful time worshipping the deity of your choice.

Oh, and one last humbug of the year. Humbug. Thank you and good night.

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