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Prime Minister David Cameron Definitely Did Put His Penis Into The Severed Head Of A Pig

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2015 by Alastair

Happy day after St. Piggins Day.

There’s one small group of people I feel sorry for over this whole affair. Not the pig’s family – they’re not people. Can’t you read? Not the PM, obviously, nor his friends, family, constituents, fellow swine inserters or other pals who misconstrued the phrase pork sword. Not even whatever actual relevant news story has been smothered or ‘accidentally’ suppressed by this whole farrago. No, there is one small group who will suffer even more so.

Ladies and gentlemen, please pity the poor unfortunates who have to sift through the open submissions to Newsjack (I’m not going to italicise it, as I still don’t entirely believe it’s a programme). The sheer quantity of crap, bacon based puns those unlucky saps are going to have to sift through over the next week will surely be horrendous. The fact that pretty much none of it will get through compliance due to the higher ups panicking about charter renewal, means that even if there are diamonds amongst the swill, non one will never hear them.

Hats off to them folks.

The poor buggers.

One Response to “Prime Minister David Cameron Definitely Did Put His Penis Into The Severed Head Of A Pig”

  1. PorkDeleter says:

    Hope it wasn’t the pig from the woods. Imagine that wasn’t in the leaflet.

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